With the suspension, I've got to tell this one

Joe, who works third shift at the coal mine was sleeping one day. When at just afternoon a knock came at his door. Well, Joe normally wouldn't have heard this knock but he was up taking a leak at the time so he decided to answer the door.
At the door stood a very neatly groomed young man with a white shirt,black pants and a handfull of literature.
Joe asked; What can I do for you young man?
The young man answered...."I'm with the Jehovah Witness' and I'd like to speak with you".
Feeling like this was meant to be the man invited him in and asked him to have a seat. "Now young man" he said "What do you want to talk with me about".
The young man replied "beats the hell out of me!" "This is as far as I've ever gotten!!"

Lol, thats pretty good.