Mass. Policeman Resigns-Left Beat To See Midget Porn

Massachusetts Policeman Resigns After Leaving Beat to See Midget Porn Star

Published July 20, 2010

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A Massachusetts police officer resigned after leaving his beat to watch the dwarf porn star "Bridget the Midget" perform at Club Alex's, an adult venue in Stoughton, Mass.

A Massachusetts police officer resigned after leaving his beat to see a dwarf porn star called "Bridget the Midget" and lied about the visit during an investigation into the incident, local media reported Tuesday.

Officer Richard P. Bennett, 28, deserted his late-night patrol to visit a gentleman's club where adult film star Bridget "The Midget" Powers -- billed as "the world's smallest porn star" -- was performing last month.

Bennett was in uniform at the time of his visit to Club Alex's in Stoughton and was reported to authorities by at least five other officers, said Stoughton Police Chief Paul Shastany.

He then reportedly lied about the visit during an internal investigation into the incident, the Patriot Ledger reported.

"Mama told me there would be days like this," Shastany said, on confirming Bennett's resignation. "We are not red-faced. In fact, I am pretty proud [other officers] stepped up."

Bennett, who last month received a commendation for his work in a March murder case, resigned on June 30 rather than face disciplinary action, Shastany said.

Mama told you about midget porn?
Dude got into a "little" trouble.

reminds me of a joke.

A mouse was sitting in a bar when a beautiful giraffe came in and sat down at the end of the bar. The mouse looked over at her and ordered her a drink. Soon he had moved down beside her and ordered her another drink. After a third round, the bartender looked up and they were leaving the bar together. The next day the mouse limped into the bar, barely crawled up on the bar stool and sat there gasping for air.
The bartender took one look and said, “How did it go last night?”
The mouse said, “Man, that was the best sex I ever had.”
The bartender asked, “Why do you look so bad?”
The mouse replied, “Hey between the kissing and the screwing I must have run 10 miles!”

Catzilla wrote:reminds me of a joke.

A mouse was sitting in a bar when a beautiful giraffe came in and sat down at the end of the bar. The mouse looked over at her and ordered her a drink. Soon he had moved down beside her and ordered her another drink. After a third round, the bartender looked up and they were leaving the bar together. The next day the mouse limped into the bar, barely crawled up on the bar stool and sat there gasping for air.
The bartender took one look and said, “How did it go last night?”
The mouse said, “Man, that was the best sex I ever had.”
The bartender asked, “Why do you look so bad?”
The mouse replied, “Hey between the kissing and the screwing I must have run 10 miles!”

lol

Good one Zilla