Immigration Email - Is This Fair Or Not?
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Immigration Email - Is This Fair Or Not?
Got This Email From a Friend Today. Agree Or Disagree?
LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT!!!
IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.
IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.
IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.
IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET:
1 - A JOB,
2 - A DRIVERS LICENSE,
3 - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
4 - WELFARE,
5 - FOOD STAMPS,
6 - CREDIT CARDS,
7 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
8 - FREE EDUCATION,
9 - FREE HEALTH CARE,
10 - A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON,
11 - BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
12 - AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT.
Our country is too good for its own good!
LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT!!!
IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.
IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.
IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.
IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET:
1 - A JOB,
2 - A DRIVERS LICENSE,
3 - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
4 - WELFARE,
5 - FOOD STAMPS,
6 - CREDIT CARDS,
7 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
8 - FREE EDUCATION,
9 - FREE HEALTH CARE,
10 - A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON,
11 - BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
12 - AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT.
Our country is too good for its own good!
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Re: Immigration Email - Is This Fair Or Not?
LMAO it never fails to crack me up how you conservative dopes give credence to nonsense like this. Nevermind that the benchmarks are repressive and corrupt regimes such as North Korea and Iran.
IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET
A JOB (exploited by a scumbag at less than the prevailing wage in near slavery conditions until you pay him back for the ride in the fan with no food, water or sanitation for days)
A DRIVERS LICENSE (only if you fork out more substandard wages for a fake)
SOCIAL SECURITY CARD (only if you fork out more substandard wages for a fake)
WELFARE (if you apply, you will be sent back. Period.)
FOOD STAMPS (if you apply, you will be sent back. Period.)
CREDIT CARDS (only if your fake documentation allows you to have a bank account, something that is extremely rare. Mexicans don't trust banks and with good reason)
SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE (if your paperwork is convincing and your savings adequate, you can take out a loan, but it will not be subsidized at any level.)
FREE EDUCATION (void where prohibited, but isn't ignorance more costly?)
FREE HEALTH CARE (only while you're in a detention center waiting for deportation, otherwise you get worse care than uninsured Americans)
A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON (along with every group you can name, including US citizens who are prisoners)
AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE (if you try to register with those fake documents, you will be discovered and sent back.)
IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET
A JOB (exploited by a scumbag at less than the prevailing wage in near slavery conditions until you pay him back for the ride in the fan with no food, water or sanitation for days)
A DRIVERS LICENSE (only if you fork out more substandard wages for a fake)
SOCIAL SECURITY CARD (only if you fork out more substandard wages for a fake)
WELFARE (if you apply, you will be sent back. Period.)
FOOD STAMPS (if you apply, you will be sent back. Period.)
CREDIT CARDS (only if your fake documentation allows you to have a bank account, something that is extremely rare. Mexicans don't trust banks and with good reason)
SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE (if your paperwork is convincing and your savings adequate, you can take out a loan, but it will not be subsidized at any level.)
FREE EDUCATION (void where prohibited, but isn't ignorance more costly?)
FREE HEALTH CARE (only while you're in a detention center waiting for deportation, otherwise you get worse care than uninsured Americans)
A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON (along with every group you can name, including US citizens who are prisoners)
AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE (if you try to register with those fake documents, you will be discovered and sent back.)
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Re: Immigration Email - Is This Fair Or Not?
As a conservative dope I hope your entire list is correct degenerate.
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